Blue Leather Pants says "good-bye" . . . ...Hanson fans are really inane and brain-dead. Click here to go to the old Blue Leather Pants
Well, that unfortunate time has come. Yes, Blue Leather Pants is officially no longer a club anymore.
It all started when we were fourteen years old in September of 1998. After seeing Hanson live numerous times, we came to the realization...
Their useless rants about how they "want to marry Taylor" and how they are "in love" with Zac, made us want to, well ... go on a shooting spree (to put it nicely). As the years went on (and on...and on...) the fans still just didn't get it. Everyone was one in a million; just another face in the crowd. Taylor was most likely never going to notice your sweaty, nasty face screaming his name in the front row, after waiting in line for 12 hours. Zac really could not care less about your sign that said "I LOVE YOUR BULGE." Face it, he thought you were stupid. ( just like us :D ) Isaac did not care when you said he looked like a horse
As for Green Jello and Red Jellybeans, there is not much to say. Most of them, like us from Blue Leather Pants, have moved on with their lives. They have gone to college or are going to college and do not worry 24/7 about where Hanson is or what Hanson are doing.
Also, considering the fact that Hanson take about 4 years in between CDs (and of course we all know there are some things that are going to delay them even more now...) it is really hard to keep up a website defending a band's privacy when no one really pays attention to them anymore and 75% of their fan base is gone. It seems as though their fans that dropped them got fed up with the waiting, which was pretty detrimental to Hanson's career. They come out with a CD every million years and therefore never appear on TV shows or do their own tours anymore, making it impossible to update our site on a regular basis anyway. Hell, even Hansonline hasn't had a real update in two years. Our site hasn't been updated since September of 2000, which was right after the This Time Around tour. Pathetically, Hanson have pretty much done nothing after this tour. The only big news about Hanson is coincidentally recent: Taylor's marriage, which everyone already knows about.
Which brings us to another excellent discussion... (You knew this was coming :D ). We have been asked to comment on Taylor's recent marriage. Even to this day, four years later from the start of BLP, it brings us extreme pleasure and laughter to know that the very little Hanson fans left in the world, actually *sulked* about Taylor's marriage. Thank God, they finally woke up and smelled the coffee they did not have a chance. We will now officially declare June 8, 2002 ... the Hanson Massacre. (Ha. Ha.)
In conclusion to this obnoxious farewell letter, we would just like to first thank the thousands of people that participated in and supported our club. We also want to thank those who visited our site every day. And lastly, we want to thank those fans who were so f***ing annoying, because without them, our club would have never existed. We're not sorry for anything we've ever done, in fact, we pat ourselves on the back. Realistically, no matter what band it is, there will always be annoying teenyboppers, but none as annoying as Hanson fans were. In case you were wondering, Jess is attending William Paterson Unversity (Wayne, NJ) in the fall and Kelly is attending Carlow College (Pittsburgh, PA) in the fall, so maybe we'll see some of you there. The site will still be up for those who want to still read the old stuff, and if you have any comments feel free to
sign the guestbook. Any questions you can e-mail us.
Sincerely yours,
Jess and Kelly
©1998-2002, Blue Leather Pants
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