"I HOPE YOU F*CKIN ROT IN HELL B*TCH. YOU NEED A GOOD ASS KICKIN" - BubblyZac

Judging from the quote above, that person would be categorized into the Stupid and Young categories of a type of Hanson fan. As you read on, you will see all the different types of Hanson fans, and what makes us unique in each and every negative way. :D (oooh, and we even have it color-coordinated for you kiddies, so you won't get lost & and can follow along better!)

The In-the-Closet Hanson Fan. This type of Hanson fan will piss anybody off, even people who don't even like Hanson. They have their little Zac shrine and Middle of Nowhere CD under their bed, watch all the TV appearances, and bother you about how "Hanson suck because on [insert TV show here] their song [insert song name] was performed badly."  Of course, isn't it ironic that someone who doesn't like Hanson would watch the something with Hanson on it AND know the name of the song they played?

The "Teeny" Hanson Fan. This type of Hanson fan you would most likely see hanging out at Hanson's hotel EVERY time they got the chance. They literally only focus on one Hanson to be in love with, and don't even judge Hanson by their music, but their looks. If Hanson weren't "good looking" to them, then they most likely wouldn't be fans.

"Taylor's soooooo hot!"

If this person says this (or something like it) when you ask them why they like Hanson, then they would most likely be categorized into the "'Teenie' Hanson Fan" category.

The Conceited Hanson Fan. This type of Hanson fan thinks that they don't have to wear a Hanson t-shirt to a Hanson concert, but a skimpy white tank top, instead. (I.E. Chelsea, a Hanson fan who falls under the Stupid, Teenie, Conceited, Lying, and illiterate Hanson fan category! Wowee!) They think that Hanson are in LOVE with them (if they've met before) and totally exaggerate things that were said to them by Hanson. The person thinks that everything Hanson has some sort of connection with her/him.

Excerpt from InTheMof's profile:  "Hmm, you look familiar. Have we met?"-Taylor

WOO HOOO. Do you want a cookie?

The Lying Hanson Fan. This is the type of Hanson fan where you can't let them bother you. They say things that they don't even know they're saying, and they try to either: A. Make you look like an ass by lying about how they had better seats than you at a concert B. Do it for fun to see your reaction C. Are convinced it's the truth (We hope not) D. All of the above

"i dont stalk hanson!!!!! i know hanson!!" - Zacsboxers

The Stupid Hanson Fan. Personally, this is our favorite type of Hanson fan to deal with and make fun of. We come across this type of Hanson fan a lot more than any other type. For instance, this quote:

"I HOPE YOU F*CKIN ROT IN HELL B*TCH. YOU NEED A GOOD ASS KICKIN" - BubblyZac

As you can see, this Hanson fan can't even type/say a sentence without at least two unesessary curses. She can't hold a normal conversation, especially when she gets mad.

The Illiterate Hanson Fan. Like the Stupid Hanson Fan, this type of Hanson fan is extremely fun to make fun of. Most of the time we run into these Hanson fans when they write us hate mail because illiterate Hanson fans never seem to understand our website (what a shame.)

The Poser Hanson Fan. This Hanson fan acts like they are either A. Hanson on AOL B. Someone important to Hanson on AOL. This Hanson fan could also be categorized as a "Lying Hanson Fan."

The Possessive Hanson Fan. This Hanson fan actually has fights with other Hanson fans saying that one of the Hanson is "hers." (I.E. "Zac is mine! You can't have him!") Thanks ZandJluver@aol.com!

The Traitor Hanson Fan. This type of person used to be a Hanson fan, but has transfered to a different band instead (I.E. The Moffatts, 'NSync, Backstreet Boys, etc.). You are NOT a traitor Hanson fan if you like Hanson but like other bands, too.

Some other things that make Hanson fans annoying are...